Yeah, um . . . this guy is NEVER going to live this down.....EVER...

On Tuesday, 22-year-old Ben Greene was in Spartanburg, South Carolina and went to a Spencer's Gifts store. He decided to try to shoplift an INFLATABLE ADULT LOVE DOLL. That's embarrassing enough.But the specific blow-up doll makes it WAY worse. The doll is called "Finally Mylie" . . . and it's modeled after MILEY CYRUS.

The doll is unauthorized, of course. They spell Miley "M-y-l-i-e," and the box art features a woman who looks a LOT like Miley holding a guitar.

Benjamin was caught taking the doll out of the box and putting it in his coat. He was arrested for misdemeanor shoplifting. If he'd been willing to BUY the doll, Spencer's was selling it for only $19.99.

As soon as news came down of the horrific shooting tragedy in Connecticut, country artists hit the social media to express their sympathy, rage and compassion. Here are a few of their thoughts. In some cases, I've combined several of their posts.

--Brad Paisley: "I spent 15 minutes yelling at the top of my lungs about what happened inConnecticut. I'm as mad as I am sad. Enough. Enough!!!"

--Carrie Underwood: "All my thoughts, prayers and deepest sympathies go out to the families inConnecticut dealing with this tragedy. There are no words."

--Taylor Swift: "I'm heartsick about the senseless tragedy and praying for the families of the children and teachers who lost their lives. Unthinkable."

--Tim McGraw: "As parents, Faith and I cannot even imagine the horror that all of these families face. Our deepest thoughts and prayers are with all that have been affected by this tragedy."

--Blake Shelton. "Stand strong and stand united everyone. We are Americans and we are better than this. What a sad, sad disgusting day this is. My heart is so heavy right now. I can't shake it off."

--Miranda Lambert: "I'm praying for those babies and all the victims of the Connecticutshooting. May God bring peace to the families."

--Charlie Daniels: "Pray for the families of the victims of the shooting in Connecticut. Pure satanic evil walks among us."

Let the name of the person responsible for these terrible acts fall on deaf ears and let us remember those poor little angels and the heroic teachers who died trying to protect them and keep them safe.

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That man is Brandon Blackstock . . . the son of Kelly's manager Narvel Blackstock. Narvel is married to REBA. Yep... THAT REBA...

WORST BIRTHDAY SURPRISE....EVER.....

One of TAYLOR SWIFT'S all-too-frequent stalker incidents got scary last Friday when a guy named Jacob Kulke was arrested at her house in Nashville. Taylor was not home when it happened.

Kulke climbed a fence PLUS a security gate . . . and was on the property when he was arrested. He told police he was Taylor's boyfriend . . . and that he was there to celebrate her birthday, which was Thursday.

And here's the real scary part: Kulke also said he was communicating with someone in the house through social media . . . and that after his release, he planned to "continue to have contact" with them.

GARY ALLAN RELEASES NEW ALBUM

Gary Allan will be releasing his new album "Set You Free"on Jan. 22nd 2013..(You can pre-order a copy now thru I-Tunes or Walmart.com...I can't hardly wait to get mine) and now we have the album artwork and track listing. 

Here are the songs on the album. I've taken the liberty of looking them up on YouTube to see if we could hear Gary singing any of them. Enjoy the ones I could find. 

1. Tough Goodbye (video)

2. Every Storm (Runs Out Of Rain) (video)

3. Bones (video)

4. It Ain't The Whiskey (video)

5. Sand In My Soul

6. You Without Me (video - second song on video)

7. One More Time (video - first song on video)

8. Hungover Heart

9. No Worries (video)

10. Drop

11. Pieces

12. Good As New